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The man your man could smell like

This will be quick.

I’m sitting with Mark last night watching the Olympics and feeling a vague sense of dissatisfaction with my life as a non-athlete married to a non-athlete.  Mark’s next to me with a beer and bowl of chips, and just as they go to commercial he lets out a loud burp.

And then this Old Spice commercial comes on:

Oh My God — I cannot remember the last time I laughed that hard.

It is the best commercial EVER!

Check it out.


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    13 comments to The man your man could smell like

    • Lori

      No one in my family has any idea why I am in hysterics. I’m about to have an asthma attack! Ok, look at me!

    • CDG

      Dear god, that’s what I missed when I wasn’t watching the Olympics.

      I love clever ads! I love when fate delivers clever ads into your life at wondrously appropriate times!

      “I’m on a horse.”

      Teeheehee.

    • Andrea

      Holy fuck I love this commercial! I found your site a few days ago (yeah yeah I suck at life I know) and I’ve gone back to start reading them from the beginning and find that you love my favorite commercial too! It cracks me up everytime just like the Orbit gum commercial about the Son of a biscuit eating bulldog and his doodoo head cootie queen. Much love!

      • Big love for the new reader going back to read the archives!

        Big fucking love.

        • Andrea

          Thanks doll! I’ve been whoring out links to various posts that made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe and have gotten nearly everyone I know hooked. Your girls and my 8 year old step daughter sound so much alike its insane!!

    • More big love for the link-whoring reader!

      Mmmmmm . . . whores.

      Love them.

    • Trina

      LMAO… OK I am a new reader and I just love your blog.. so yes I am starting from the beginning.
      So just watched the commercial and “look at me I’m on a horse” omg that was too funny!

    • I was confused because I don’t have a man to look at.

    • a snowsprite

      uuummm?”I’m on a horse!” I am trying not to wake my roomies here … I am going to choke on my pillow! lols!

      • Every time, this commercial makes me laugh.

        Every time.

        There are a series of follow-up commercials, but none are as awesome as this one.

        It’s just perfect.