“MOM!!!!!!”
“What?”
“COME HERE!!! I NEED YOU!!”
I am upstairs, and not inclined to come see the problem unless blood is involved. And so I yell back, “Are you bleeding?”
“NO, but I am not kidding!!! I NEED YOU!”
Ugh.
I quickly grab the basket of laundry and the bathroom’s bag of garbage and …Polack Pedicure
