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“MOM!!!!!!” “What?” “COME HERE!!! I NEED YOU!!” I am upstairs, and not inclined to come see the problem unless blood is involved. And so I yell back, “Are you bleeding?” “NO, but I am not kidding!!! I NEED YOU!” Ugh. I quickly grab the basket of laundry and the bathroom’s bag of garbage and …Polack Pedicure
I sit, holding an orange in a sunny room alone as my family moves around me. One of those weird moments in which I feel as though I am here but not here. The sunlight hits my back and casts my shadow across the floor, but I have been rendered seemingly invisible in my …Orange Vision One of Kallan’s baby teeth fell out this morning. It has been spectacularly loose for a while, but I have not been allowed to do more than marvel from afar at the horror of it. Every time I tried to look more closely, she would shriek and run the other way. And then, from …Kick-ass parenting It’s not like this is breaking news or anything, but I have learned that Ricky Martin has announced that he is gay. Duh, right? Why do people even bother coming out when the out-ness is already so very very clear? This is a story about how Ricky Martin may be gay, but he is …Devil Ricky If you are blogging for more than minute or two, you become aware of the superstars of the blogging world. They speak to you. As in, “You just keep dreaming your little dreams, sad little blogger. Because the top of this particular mountain? SPOKEN FOR.” Remember “King of the Mountain” on the school playground? …Sedooced |
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