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I am not going to go on and on about American Idol, because frankly? I am enormously annoyed that Crystal did not win. This despite the fact that I did not vote even once. Lee, as far as I am concerned, sings like a paint salesman. For those of you who have never watched …Anal Leakage
Kallan is working on her homework last night and yells out, “Mom? Is there gross food in Canada?” “I am sure there is gross food in Canada, but I don’t think they are known for their gross food. Why?” “Just wondering.” She holds out her Passport Book for me to sign. She is supposed …Really Big Eraser Mark does not understand the creative process. I am sitting here this morning all slumped in my chair. It spins, did you know that? Plus, also? I can raise it up and down. The raising up and down is a feature I sort of wish I hadn’t noticed. Sometimes? If I am fucking around …Save Your Tears Maj is all crabby gesturing arms, her tone demanding and impatient, “Where’s my sweater?” I look up from the lunches I am packing, “What sweater?” “My white sweater. I had it yesterday, and I put it right here,” she gestures at the stool in the kitchen, “What did you do with it?” “What did …Muh-THUR There are approximately 20 pairs of scissors in this house. Kitchen scissors and garage scissors and dog grooming scissors and blunted-tip school scissors and crafting scissors. We have a lot of scissors, and if there is a cutting job that needs to be done? We are so fucking on it! We have the perfect …Thwarting normalcy |
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