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The other night, we are watching television and we are actually watching the commercials.  Somehow?  We have nothing recorded on the DVR, so we are flipping through the channels.  In case you were wondering, there is a lot of unwatchable shit on our channels.  And the unwatchable shit comes with unwatchable commercials through which …Penis-Number remote control