2012 February | Pretty All True

The man who is Maj

Yes, I see that this story could have been broken into two parts, but I like it better this way.

So pfffffffttttttt.

When we moved here from California, Mark handled the smog-testing of both our cars, because I was busy doing something that must have been way important and . . . seriously, I …The man who is Maj

February 27th, 2012 | Tags: "I'll get right on that" means you should know better than to ask me to do such a thing, funny, humor, I am perhaps not the ideal wife but I do come with perks . . . OK and now I am giggling, I recreated my conversation with the man who was Maj from memory and so I do not claim to have quoted him with any degree of accuracy although this IS how I remember the conversation going, Mark claims to have informed me that emission testing is state-run here in Oregon but I do not even remember him saying anything of the sort, So annoying that Mark asked me if my phone was charged and I would have called to sass him but there was the whole dead-phone problem, The DEQ should so sell soft-serve ice cream cones . . . duh, Truthfully? I am not at all sure how to get to Eugene so I will just follow you, Weird thing about only writing to make myself happy these days? I use all the words required to make me happy . . . SEO be fucking damned, WHO MAKES A RIGHT TURN ON RED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE WHEN HE IS BEING FOLLOWED BY HIS WIFE UNLESS HE IS TRYING TO LOSE HER AND GO HAVE SEX WITH A STRANGER ENCASED IN GLASS AT THE DEQ? What? Hush |

It’s a small French restaurant, and it’s just the three of us for dinner . . . Mark, Maj, and I. Mark is on my left and Maj is across from me; we are seated at a small table in the back corner of the dining room. Over Maj’s shoulder and just to the …In upon itself

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