Pretty All True

Jack the smaller badly behaved dog wakes me up at 4:00 in the motherfucking AM the other day, because contrary to all available no-chance-is-it-anything-other-than-the-middle-of-the-night evidence, he thinks perhaps it could be breakfast-time.  I know from long experience that once he starts barking, he barks until something happens to reward his barking because he is …God of Stairs