“Mother, I know you are kidding me.”
“Nope.”
“WE ARE GETTING OUR FLU SHOTS AT COSTCO?”
“Yup.”
“Have you thought this through? Mother, Costco is a place where you purchase things in bulk. I do not want bulk jammed into my arm.”
I pull out my phone and pretend to make a note, “No …Impotent sendoff of love
