“I love you, Maj.”
“No need to get all sarcastic, Mother.”
“What? That was not sarcasm. I actually love you.”
“I think I know sarcasm when I hear it, Mother.”
“Whatever. You are a pain in the ass, but I love you.”
Maj snorts, “See? There. Sarcasm.”
“Whatever.”
She points at me, “You can’t …Either way
