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	<description>My life . . . as seen through the interpretive filter that is me.</description>
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		<title>The only god he knows</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 06:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I bring the funny when I can but this is what I have to offer today]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A small house a small space a small life less than he imagined and still they are taking.</p> <p>He stands alone.  Pours.  Lifts a cheap plastic tumbler from the counter and drinks.  Pours again.  He breathes deeply and lets the acrid honey of loss and despair coat the crumbling internal walls of his being.  <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/02/the-only-god-he-knows/">...The only god he knows</a>]]></description>
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		<title>At approximately 9:02 and 14 seconds pm</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News of my day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Both of my daughters are genetically grudgy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coma plotting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dear Diary . . . This family is insane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I did suggest that Maj make notes of her complaints]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[If I ever touch Katy Perry I will immediately use hand sanitizer . . . just saying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kallan has managed to watch a few episodes of WIFE SWAP and she adores this show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kallan's story was awesome but more awesome was what she left out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love these daughters of mine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Slut glitter gets everywhere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The monkey's name is Gertrude?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YOU ARE MAKING THE MONKEY DIZZY!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The other day, I wrote of playing a board game with Maj.</p> <p>Today, I am writing of playing a board game with Kallan . . . although you will be forgiven if this is not apparent.</p> <p>I play a card.</p> <p>“Mom, I need to read you my story about what I would do if <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/02/at-approximately-902-and-14-seconds-pm/">...At approximately 9:02 and 14 seconds pm</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Quoins of sand</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A dream and a truth and a collapse of time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There will be no Cliff-Notes . . . it is whatever it is]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>She dreamt.</p> <p>In the dream, she sat at a sparkling yellow Formica table in a matching yellow chair.  She ran her hands along the chrome edging of the table’s surface, brushed her fingers lightly over the table’s flattened sunshine.  She pulled one thigh and then the other from the cushioned seat on which she <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/02/quoins-of-sand/">...Quoins of sand</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Best board-game friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News of my day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amy and Mommers . . . snort!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amy is a shortened version of her middle name which is Amelia in case you were wondering]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beware the paprika!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Board games at our house are BIG fun if only for the conversations that ensue]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gloaty hooves? She kills me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I do enjoy pushing Maj to brink-doom but she pushes right fucking back so it's all good]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I do not cry when I lose . . . much]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I will not be called Mommers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maj and I are far too much alike for the game to be fair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maj is convinced I cheat . . . every time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maj is indeed a blend of valuable and sifted jeweled ingredients]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Red is a bad-luck color]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Strategic Maj-gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The accusation of rage-spit drives Maj insane . . . hee hee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We have in fact played 52-pickup at our house on many annoyed occasions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Maj and I are about to play a board game called Sequence.</p> <p>Maj reaches quickly for the green chips and announces, “I need you to be red this time.”</p> <p>I am not so inclined, “Nope.  Too Christmassy if all the chips on the board are red and green.  It annoys me.  Plus red is <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/01/best-board-game-friends/">...Best board-game friends</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cliff-Notes for Mark</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I linked the Beliance post in this story but you do not have to have read and understood that story to enjoy this post . . . So says Mark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mark would like to point out that he was very tired and he got distracted by the sex part]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Not everything turns out as I expect . . . which is not such a bad thing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sigh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>“Did you read my post?”</p> <p>Mark is grinding the coffee beans for the next morning’s coffee, and he is about to head upstairs to bed.  As the noise of the grinder fades, he turns to me, “What?”</p> <p>“Did you read the piece I put up?  The one called Beliance?”</p> <p>“No.  Let me do that <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/01/cliff-notes-for-mark/">...Cliff-Notes for Mark</a>]]></description>
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