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	<description>My life . . . as seen through the interpretive filter that is me.</description>
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		<title>Carpet tunnel syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hamster ball of hostility . . . that's how I roll]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I am pretty sure Morgellon's Disease is caused by extra intruding (and then extruding) humanity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[If the title makes no sense to you then we cannot be friends and that threat makes me giggle hysterically]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I am not a fan of people.  I don’t go out of my way to avoid them, but neither do I encourage their approach.  When I am out and about, I carry within me all the humanity I need.  Which is not to say that I do not have the ability to be a <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/05/carpet-tunnel-syndrome/">...Carpet tunnel syndrome</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Crunch of loose surrender</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 03:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The road before them is long and straight and gray; the intervening years have stolen whatever knowledge she ever had of their destination.  It’s hot and the sun is round and liquid-yellow in front of the van.  They are headed into the sun; she remembers that.  She remembers the cloud of dust that rises <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/05/crunch-of-loose-surrender/">...Crunch of loose surrender</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Flattery money</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fashion-forward girdle truss . . . Make it work!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[If I gave Maj a coupon-book? She would KILL me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Luckily Mark is an engineer . . . he'll get me all fixed up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peri-menopause is no fucking joke]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tim Gunn is actually coming to our local mall . . . I will not be there on that day]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Weebles do not in fact carry purses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Who doesn't want a little flattery money?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Heading out to the mall to shop for Maj’s 13th birthday.</p> <p>I have my period, which means that I weigh about the same number of pounds I always weigh, but each pound is now viewed through the doubling lens of my hormone-induced self-loathing.</p> <p>Plus there is bloat.</p> <p>I stare at myself in the mirror; <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/05/flattery-money/">...Flattery money</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stay</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 20:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Content is not King and hasn't been King for quite some fucking time . . . perhaps you have noticed?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Invisibility]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Words to an invisible friend . . . printed here because I realized after sending the message this morning how very few times in my life I have asked people to stay.</p> <p>I got your messages this morning, and then I cried.</p> <p>Your words sounded too much like a goodbye.</p> <p>I have no magic <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/05/stay/">...Stay</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nonce word</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 03:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A "nonce word" is a word made up for a specific occasion and which is not expected to be used again]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Color me Neville? Snort!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edward Gorey . . . Seek out his work if you do not already know of him . . . Go.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ennuible? I die]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I am Kris . . . but you knew that]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[If children died of irony or sarcasm . . . mine would be doomed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Run through by the motherfucking ALL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Gashlycrumb Tinies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Sigh.&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;SIGH.&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;SIIIIIIGGHHH.&#8221; </p> <p>I pause in my typing, “Any chance if I ignore your ever-loudening sighs, you will tire of exhaling uselessly in my direction and move along?”</p> <p>“Mother, I am sighing to get your attention.”</p> <p>“What can I do for you, Maj?”</p> <p>“I’m bored.”</p> <p>“Color me apathetic.”</p> <p>“Well then . . . <a href="http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2012/05/nonce-word/">...Nonce word</a>]]></description>
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