“Sigh.”
“SIGH.”
“SIIIIIIGGHHH.”
I pause in my typing, “Any chance if I ignore your ever-loudening sighs, you will tire of exhaling uselessly in my direction and move along?”
“Mother, I am sighing to get your attention.”
“What can I do for you, Maj?”
“I’m bored.”
“Color me apathetic.”
“Well then . . . …Nonce word
