“Mother?”
“Hmmm?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Mmm hmm.”
“Mother, I can see that you are typing.”
“Mmmm.”
“Mother, you know how you have killed every plant you have ever owned?”
“Mmm hmmm.”
“The deaths are due to your inattention, I believe.”
“Hmmm.”
“You need to stop typing and pay attention to me. …Apathy-snap!
