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Flat(ulent) Stanley

“Kallan, you are being ridiculous.  These are about as unvitaminy as you can possibly get.”

I hold one up in the air, “They are little gummy bears of goodness, for heaven’s sake.”

I pop the bear into my mouth and chew, “They are like candy!  OK, but do not tell anyone I told you …Flat(ulent) Stanley

    F-U . . . what?

    The in-laws have been here since Friday night.

    The entire weekend has been spent attending to soap-box derby racing.  I have mentioned before that the girls race soap-box cars, right?

    If you don’t know what soap-box derby racing is, check it out here.

    Maj and Kallan love it.  Mark loves it.

    I find it …F-U . . . what?

    Needle-Proxy Munchausen

    Maj went in for allergy testing yesterday.  She also needed to get some blood drawn for the endocrinology testing I discussed here.  For those of you who have not been keeping up, Maj has ALLERGIES up here in Oregon, and while we were trying to get her a referral to an allergist, our new …Needle-Proxy Munchausen

    Thoughts, led by Mark

    My allergies here in Oregon have been weird. I have not had any of my regular symptoms; my body has decided instead to perfect a single symptom.

    And that would be headaches.

    Or else I am getting an allergy brain tumor.

    Either way, Mark is here for me.

    We are in the car, and …Thoughts, led by Mark

    Sled Pigs!

    Took Maj to her doctor’s appointment today to get a referral to an allergist.  Left the doctor’s office with a referral to the allergist, armloads of medications, and the news that my older daughter is way too fucking short.  Sigh.

    We have spoken to a lot of doctors over the years about Maj’s allergies.  …Sled Pigs!