Allie Brosh | Pretty All True

Unicorn Love

Today I am going to tell the story of how I thought maybe a man with unicorns was my brother.

The story ends with us being completely not related, so don’t get scared.

There is a happy ending, I promise.

But ewwwww . . . not that kind of happy ending. With a unicorn …Unicorn Love

I am having underwear issues.

It is that time of the month, people. I tell you that because during that time of the month? I must wear my “that time of the month” underwear.

I don’t usually wear underwear. It’s annoying.

There, I’ve said it! So freeing. I am a commando-going sort of girl.

I am in a crabby mood this morning.

Head’s all cranky.

Sigh.

I announce to Mark, “I am in a crabby mood, and I don’t want to do anything.”

“So don’t.”

God, he’s irritating.

I stare at my computer monitor, hit a few keys.

Sigh.

“Are you OK?”

“I just told you I am …Leaving a hole