Today I am going to tell the story of how I thought maybe a man with unicorns was my brother.
The story ends with us being completely not related, so don’t get scared.
There is a happy ending, I promise.
But ewwwww . . . not that kind of happy ending. With a unicorn …Unicorn Love
I am having underwear issues.
It is that time of the month, people. I tell you that because during that time of the month? I must wear my “that time of the month” underwear.
I don’t usually wear underwear. It’s annoying.
There, I’ve said it! So freeing. I am a commando-going sort of girl.
…Bitten and fanged
I am in a crabby mood this morning.
Head’s all cranky.
I announce to Mark, “I am in a crabby mood, and I don’t want to do anything.”
God, he’s irritating.
I stare at my computer monitor, hit a few keys.
“Are you OK?”
“I just told you I am …Leaving a hole