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Award Bitch

I have gotten another award! Coming so quickly on the heels of my last fabulous award, I am a little overwhelmed. Is it possible to have too many accolades?

I fear the backlash committee is gearing up to kick my ass.

I will try to accept this award quietly, on a Saturday night, so …Award Bitch

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Devil-slut strings

I have won another award, people! The accolades just keep piling up! Before long, I will be all internet red-carpetty, and you will be able to say you knew me when.

What do you mean, “When what?”

You people are sassy.

Anyway, prestigious awards always come with strings attached.

Yes, they so do.

Sandra …Devil-slut strings

I have never been that good at playing with others. I tend to be sarcastic and rude and judgmental . . . all excellent qualities, but not that helpful on the playground of life. That would be me over there by the jungle gym, kicking the sand and humming songs of superiority to myself. …Playing the game

I am so letting this go to my head!

Pretty All True and yours truly have won an award! It’s called a Bloggy, and it’s awarded for excellence in blogging as determined by a woman I now love named Lanita Moss. You may have seen Lanita commenting around here.

Lanita writes her own highly regarded and award-winning blog at A Mother’s Hood. You …I am so letting this go to my head!

Hang in There!

Our back yard is enclosed with a tall wooden fence. It’s a big yard, and Persie the Labrador loves it. Our smaller bad dog Jack took about three minutes to discover that while the fence was tall, it was not short. By which I mean that there are hundreds of possible exits for a …Hang in There!

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Award Bitch

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Devil-slut strings

Playing the game

I am so letting this go to my head!

Hang in There!

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