“Alright, dogs. Listen up.”
The dogs lie on the kitchen floor in boneless lumps and pay me no attention whatsoever; they cannot be bothered. Jack the Terrier and Persie the Labrador regard me with unfocused eyes and loose faces that seem to suggest their feeling that I rarely say anything of importance, and they …Night stakes
I bought one of those whole roasted chickens from Costco the other day. Mark is not a big fan of dealing with chicken bones, so I am cutting the meat from the chicken and bagging it for later use. Kallan watches as I cut.
“Can I have the wishbone? I want to make a …A bone to pick
Stupid dogs woke me up at 3:00 in the morning with joyful ecstatic barking. There was something lovely and chase-able in the back yard, and they needed to go OUT!
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK . . . HURRY! BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!
So, with murder in my heart, I went downstairs …Dawnings
If you are blogging for more than minute or two, you become aware of the superstars of the blogging world. They speak to you. As in, “You just keep dreaming your little dreams, sad little blogger. Because the top of this particular mountain? SPOKEN FOR.”
Remember “King of the Mountain” on the school playground? …Sedooced
Sitting here eating a bowl of Puffed Rice cereal and feeling sorry for myself. Haven’t had puffed rice since I was a kid, and I do not know what possessed me to buy it. The cereal is gummy and tasteless in my bowl, the puffs of rice becoming milk-swollen globs more quickly than I …Larvae Barf Day