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At approximately 9:02 and 14 seconds pm

Kris — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:55:45 +0000

The other day, I wrote of playing a board game with Maj.

Today, I am writing of playing a board game with Kallan . . . although you will be forgiven if this is not apparent.

I play a card.

“Mom, I need to read you my story about what I would do if ...At approximately 9:02 and 14 seconds pm

Best board-game friends

Kris — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 23:51:04 +0000

Maj and I are about to play a board game called Sequence.

Maj reaches quickly for the green chips and announces, “I need you to be red this time.”

I am not so inclined, “Nope. Too Christmassy if all the chips on the board are red and green. It annoys me. Plus red is ...Best board-game friends

Cliff-Notes for Mark

Kris — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:42:18 +0000

“Did you read my post?”

Mark is grinding the coffee beans for the next morning’s coffee, and he is about to head upstairs to bed. As the noise of the grinder fades, he turns to me, “What?”

“Did you read the piece I put up? The one called Beliance?”

“No. Let me do that ...Cliff-Notes for Mark

She will scathe you

Kris — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:23:41 +0000

Mother? I said I didn’t want to go out to dinner . . . I am so sure those actual words came out of my mouth. But look, here we are going out to dinner because my opinion doesn’t matter at all, apparently. Plus, I said I did not want to eat Chinese food ...She will scathe you

Flags of hostile surrender

Kris — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:21:23 +0000

I am not a new and improved kind of woman.

If something works, I do not want to hear about how the next version of this perfectly acceptable product will do things I never even knew I was missing. I do not want to do those things it never occurred to me to want ...Flags of hostile surrender