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Maj has a cold. She is really pissed off about this. Because she uses hand sanitizer somewhat obsessively (and the rest of us do not), she is fairly confident there has been sabotage. She hates germs. Also? Her ears are stuffed up, something I didn’t realize until about 20 minutes into a loud-talking morning.
We’re out running errands the other morning, and Kallan describes a woman she saw while we were shopping. A woman with two small girls and a cart filled to overflowing. A woman who answered every request her daughters made with, “Sure! Love that! Throw that in the cart.” A woman who kept holding up …Plucky Mom So we’re all in the car yesterday heading out to the library, and Mark is driving. On the center console, Mark has placed a red Netflix movie envelope that we’re going to drop off at the Post Office. It’s a stupid place to put the movie, because I have a lot of shit piled …Are We There Yet? I hate other people’s sick kids. I love other people’s kids (generally), but I have no patience for sickness. When I see a coughing, runny-nosed friend at our door, it is all I can do to stop myself from saying, “Turn around and return to your house right this instant. Stay there until you …Sisyphean mole tunneling Nothing ever goes perfectly. We took the girls to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI) today. It’s a fantastic museum, but I didn’t take the time to read up on the exhibits before we arrived, and so was caught off guard by a collection of actual preserved human fetuses depicting the stages …Sex-Ed, Blue Balls, and Spit (not what you think) |
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