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Stretched taut

Kris — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:58:02 +0000

A Psychology professor once told me (well, not me specifically, because that would have been weird) that he had an enhanced ability to smell fear, and that the smell? Nauseated him.

And so? When it came time to administer exams, he would hand out the test materials and then flee the room. Our test-taking ...Stretched taut

Slut Vibes

Kris — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:23:50 +0000

Mark and I have been married 20 years today.

An important occasion. A momentous accomplishment. An event which, inevitably, turns a girl’s thoughts to old boyfriends and roads not taken.

Did you not see that coming?

I had my first serious boyfriend when I was 17. By “serious,” I mean that we were dating. ...Slut Vibes

Vallejo is broken

Kris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:51:43 +0000

First, apologies to all of you who still live in Vallejo. I know how irritating it is to hear bad things about Vallejo from people who have moved away. Even when the bad stuff being discussed has nothing to do with you personally and is in no way under your control, it’s still hard ...Vallejo is broken