Texts without much context . . .
Me: I wish I was there at this moment. Not the whole trip, mind you. Just this moment.
She: Did you see?
Me: Yes, I watched the u-stream. I love you so much. So proud of you.
She: I came really close.
Me: I saw!
She: If …Whatevs . . .
Maj and Kallan and I are in the midst of a mostly unsuccessful trip to Target in which we are not buying what we came for because I am an idiot and stopped with the girls at a better higher-priced store to look at the items the girls wanted before we came to Target …Standing in a bullseye
I broach a subject with Mark about which I am feeling vulnerable.
Mark immediately rises to the occasion by saying something insensitive.
I cock my head, which is a clear sign that I am annoyed, “What did you just say?”
Mark repeats the insensitive thing in a slightly louder and clearer voice, as though …Head-cock
I close my eyes and sigh, “I hate this.”
“It’s good for you.”
“It is not good for me. It makes me feel like a hooker.”
“You could never be a hooker.”
“I didn’t say I was planning on being a hooker. I said this makes me feel like a hooker.”
“You could never …Pocket hooker