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Certificates of genius

When I was about 8, my dad decided to retire and devote himself more fully to the development of his genius. He got some sort of fellowship from the state of Michigan to make this possible . . . welfare, I think it was called. As part of his grant, my dad was awarded …Certificates of genius


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    Lack of Independence Day

    We went to Costco today.

    Because we are insane.

    I hate Costco, and the day before a holiday?

    Who does that?

    EVERY-FUCKING-BODY.

    The store was packed.  It was like a nightmare.  And guess what else?  We didn’t really need anything.  I mean, we always need stuff, but there was no Costco emergency.

    Napkins and …Lack of Independence Day