Pretty All True » I hate Costco http://www.prettyalltrue.com My life . . . as seen through the interpretive filter that is me. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:37:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Certificates of genius http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2010/07/certficates-of-genius/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=certficates-of-genius http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2010/07/certficates-of-genius/#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 17:10:52 +0000 Kris http://www.prettyalltrue.com/?p=1300 When I was about 8, my dad decided to retire and devote himself more fully to the development of his genius. He got some sort of fellowship from the state of Michigan to make this possible . . . welfare, I think it was called. As part of his grant, my dad was awarded ...Certificates of genius]]> http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2010/07/certficates-of-genius/feed/ 111 Lack of Independence Day http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2010/07/lack-of-independence-day/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=lack-of-independence-day http://www.prettyalltrue.com/2010/07/lack-of-independence-day/#comments Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:33:20 +0000 Kris http://www.prettyalltrue.com/?p=1185 We went to Costco today.

Because we are insane.

I hate Costco, and the day before a holiday?

Who does that?

EVERY-FUCKING-BODY.

The store was packed.  It was like a nightmare.  And guess what else?  We didn’t really need anything.  I mean, we always need stuff, but there was no Costco emergency.

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