We took the girls to an indoor water park the other day.
Mark and I and the in-laws hung out at a poolside table while the girls ran and cavorted and played. We were there for several hours, and I have a few thoughts to share . . .
1. Portland people are of …Tramp-Stamp Phonics
Before the grandparents arrived, I asked Kallan how she thought the visit was going to go.
“They are going to love me!”
“Is that so?”
“Yep, I am going to be so good you won’t even know it’s me. I will be the grandparent version of Kallan. They are going to love me!”
I …Halo Good
We are in the car, heading to lunch in downtown Portland.
We can see the restaurant . . . well, we can’t see it constantly, because we keep driving the fuck past it. There it is again. There it is again. There it is again.
Oh my fucking god.
We need a parking space.
…Park Here Now