Maj has a cold. She is really pissed off about this. Because she uses hand sanitizer somewhat obsessively (and the rest of us do not), she is fairly confident there has been sabotage. She hates germs.
Also? Her ears are stuffed up, something I didn’t realize until about 20 minutes into a loud-talking morning.
As the girls were getting ready to walk out the door yesterday morning, Kallan swung her backpack over her shoulder and bashed her sister (who was kneeling to tie her shoes) in the head. As Maj rose in a fury, Kallan turned to her, her face an expression of deep concern.
“Gloria, are you …Cinderella Slaves
Our stupid smaller dog Jack has been chasing me around this morning trying to mate with my leg. Either leg, he doesn’t care. Every time I sit down at the computer, he runs over and snuggles up at my feet. He is so damned cute, so I reach down to pet him, and he …Feeling fuzzy
Our back yard is enclosed with a tall wooden fence. It’s a big yard, and Persie the Labrador loves it. Our smaller bad dog Jack took about three minutes to discover that while the fence was tall, it was not short. By which I mean that there are hundreds of possible exits for a …Hang in There!
We made spaghetti last night. Anyone who knows me at all knows that I am all about the easy meal, especially when I invite someone over for dinner. I do not need the kind of pressure that comes with that moment just between when your guests sit down to the table and when they …Toilet Sauce