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Urine big trouble

Here’s a funny story about a kidney stone I had one time.

I am going to just lalalalalalalala over the horrible part of the kidney stone and skip right to the shot of Demerol.

DEMEROL IS AWESOME. If you are ever offered Demerol for any reason? Say yes.

So I am all orgasmic with …Urine big trouble

I would like to be funny today.

To balance out the heaviness of yesterday.

I would like to be funny.

But I am in pain.

I have a long history of kidney stones, and late yesterday afternoon?

Familiar twinges in my back.

And last night, I was unable to sleep as the twinges became …I will not be here