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I walk down into the basement office where Mark is working on his computer, “Alright, the girls are in bed, and they want you to come up and hug them goodnight. Neither of them is happy, by which I mean that they are both quite hysterical with rage. Please do not engage the girls …Venomous pronged hug
I stand beside Mark and stare into the mirror. I sigh, “I just want some magic.”
He finishes brushing his teeth and spits into the sink, “What are you talking about?”
Leaning forward to examine the tiredness in my eyes, I whisper, “I just want something to happen. I just want magic. I have …A bit of sleighted hand
We are in the grocery store.
“Mother, all I want is to verbalize some issues I have with my sister.”
“No. All you’ve done for the last twenty minutes is verbalize issues you have with your sister, and I am tired of it. I believe I have mentioned my tiredness multiple times. Stop telling …The components of a hug
I don’t have too many rules for the car, but one of the rules is that no one is allowed to clap. Enclosed-space clapping percusses through my head and annoys the shit out of me. Even if I myself might be in the occasional mood to clap, clapping drives repetitive-noise-sensitive Maj round the fucking …Dark chicken
Kallan swoops into the room and lays a gentle beseeching hand along my cheek, “Sweet woman who gave me life, may I please have a handful of marshmallows?”
Maj interrupts before I can answer, “No, Kallan. No, you may not have marshmallows. It’s almost time for bed and also you did not eat much …Peep Gangster
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