My mom called me yesterday.
“Hello?”
“You’re using your professional voice. Are you busy?”
“No. Hi, Mom! I didn’t look at the number. Didn’t realize it was you.”
“Yeah, you sounded wary.”
“I was not wary. What’s up?”
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOOOOOOO!
“Oh my god, Mom. Is there a rooster on your shoulder?”
She laughs, “No, but …Not for me




