“Fine. Be that way. I will just lick you while you are sleeping.”
That sounds awesome, right?
Who doesn’t want to be licked awake?
OK, seriously . . . a moment while I consider that loveliness.
But back to my actual conversation, which is not sexual in any way.
What has …Slugging it out
Hmmmm . . . today . . . does it feel like a parenting-post kind of day?
Let me check.
Not so much.
Also? Just as a heads-up? I had to do a little research for today’s post as I sipped my morning coffee, and guess what? If you are searching through internet porn …Doughnuts and Toys
You know those couples who are so connected that one half knows what the other half is going to say before the sentence is completed? If you’re sitting at dinner with one of these couples, the wife will say, “Oh, George has the funniest story!” And then, with no further cues, George will know …Googling in Pig Latin
Nothing ever goes perfectly.
We took the girls to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI) today. It’s a fantastic museum, but I didn’t take the time to read up on the exhibits before we arrived, and so was caught off guard by a collection of actual preserved human fetuses depicting the stages …Sex-Ed, Blue Balls, and Spit (not what you think)