The girls are having a sleepover this evening, and I need to do the laundry. This because (according to the girls) they each have one exactly perfect sleepover outfit, and both of these outfits are dirty. As I hustled them off to bed last night, Kallan extracted repeated promises from me that I would …Wonder Twin Powers
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New rule: Sleepovers at which children do not actually sleep must be held on Friday evening so that there is time to make a complete recovery before Monday morning. Kallan woke up this morning, made her way down the stairs and into the kitchen, and then laid down on the kitchen floor and began …Hamster balls of anger Finally buried Big the frog today. That Tupperware is good stuff; he sat nicely decomposing in our closet for a little over a week with no discernible offensive odor whatsoever. Not that the folks at Tupperware would be appreciative of the sort of endorsement I could offer, but impressive, nevertheless. Maj and I buried …Tupperware caskets and Super Bowl discomfort Nothing ever goes perfectly. We took the girls to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI) today. It’s a fantastic museum, but I didn’t take the time to read up on the exhibits before we arrived, and so was caught off guard by a collection of actual preserved human fetuses depicting the stages …Sex-Ed, Blue Balls, and Spit (not what you think) |
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