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Ham-armed and giggling

I’m sitting on the couch. I have my laptop balanced on my lap, a cup of coffee in one hand, and I am typing one-handed messages to a friend. The smaller dog is snuggled next to me, napping after finally accepting that I will not allow him to sip from my cup.

Mark walks …Ham-armed and giggling

Mouth to the spigot

I don’t want to talk about it.

I am back.

I don’t want to talk about it.

Weird, though . . . having this time in which I was unable to access Pretty All True made me think about all that I have been missing. I spend a lot of time here on my …Mouth to the spigot

Bent on obstruction

Here’s Maj . . .

“Listen, young man. That is completely unacceptable!”

“What did I just tell you? You may not behave this way and that is final.”

“Are you kidding me? Stay in your space, young man. Stay in your space.”

“I will shake it all I want. You are not in charge …Bent on obstruction

Dead dreamless chicken

“Can I help make dinner?”

“Sure, Maj.”

“Wait, what is that?”

“Chicken, babe.”

“We’re eating a dead chicken?”

“What? You want to eat a live chicken?”

“Don’t be silly, Mother. But I don’t want to know about the death. Why are you showing me death, Mother? This is not appetizing.”

“Hmmm . . . …Dead dreamless chicken

Let me get a tissue

I was flipping through the channels on the TV the other night, looking for garbage to watch.

I want to repeat that part . . . I was looking for garbage to watch.

Hee hee! I know it’s garbage, people. I like garbage.

I am an intelligent, well-read, over-educated woman. I read endless books …Let me get a tissue

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Ham-armed and giggling

Mouth to the spigot

Bent on obstruction

Dead dreamless chicken

Let me get a tissue

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