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Auxiliary dog

A morning in the mind of our smaller badly behaved dog.

Someone needs to come open this stupid crate.  I am tired of standing here with my own shit.  Where’s the lady who cleans this shit up?

Maybe if I stomp it down a little bit it will stink less.  This plan did not …Auxiliary dog


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    In need of a fix

    Four conversations I had yesterday.

    With Kallan . . .

    Kallan comes to me to show me that if she squeezes the long jagged scab on her elbow, a little bit of clear liquid oozes out.

    “You want a Band-aid?”

    She holds her elbow high and twists her skin to try to get a …In need of a fix

    Axel-deep and sassy

    “Kallan, could you set the table?”

    “Really?  Another job?  Why do I have to do everything?”

    “Because after we had Maj, we realized that she was just way too awesome to do household chores.  So we had you.”

    “I knew it!”

    “So set the table, slave-girl.  I already took out the placemats.”

    Kallan …Axel-deep and sassy

    Psychophant of the Month!

    Urban Dictionary (which is where I go for all of my erudite linguistic quests) defines “psychophant” this way:

    Psychophant:  A fan who is so over the top in her adoration that she comes across as an obsessed delusional lunatic, willing to endorse the object of her obsession to a psychotic and violent degree.

    That …Psychophant of the Month!

    Cake

    People sometimes assume that I am making shit up here on Pretty All True.

    I am not.

    Do I want to tell a good story?  Absolutely.  I do my very best to share my stories with you in a way that allows you to come into the moment with me.

    My posts are …Cake