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Cake

People sometimes assume that I am making shit up here on Pretty All True.

I am not.

Do I want to tell a good story? Absolutely. I do my very best to share my stories with you in a way that allows you to come into the moment with me.

My posts are …Cake

An update!

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Alright, people.

That stupid juggling mom lady over there on the right hand side of my page?

That’s the link you click to vote for me on Top Mommy Blogs.

Please vote once a day.

Every fucking day.

Let’s review.

Please click that link to vote for me every fucking time you come to …Juggling shit

They have reset the Top Mommy Blog counters again.

Stupid mommy blogging fuckers.

I hate starting again.

I hate having to ask you to vote for me again.

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Speaking of shit?

Yesterday stunk of it.

Yay! I am mistress of the segue!

OK, so first?