Maj and Kallan and I are in the midst of a mostly unsuccessful trip to Target in which we are not buying what we came for because I am an idiot and stopped with the girls at a better higher-priced store to look at the items the girls wanted before we came to Target …Standing in a bullseye
So the other evening, I was coughing (because I have some minor asthma issues associated with my latest bout of seasonal allergies), sniffing (because allergies), crabby and convinced that I was fat and ugly and also possibly dying of bloat-cancer (because I had my period), bleeding and cramping (because I had my period), and …Opaque-eyed attentive
One time I had a job at a library. That’s not actually correct, as the word “job” implies payment, and I was never paid, so . . . one time I volunteered at a library. The library had a program through which people who were unable to visit the library could sign up to …Library Peeon
Maj holds the smaller badly behaved dog, bouncing him gently in the air to simulate walking as she narrates, “Here’s the casually walking dog going about his business when suddenly there is a break in the time-space continuum,” (and here she lowers the unsuspecting dog onto the speedily moving treadmill) “and he is shot …Braced against magic
I always thought that if this happened to me, I would just shut down the blog and walk away. With all due respect to the people out there who write and share as they are going through personal crises, I am not about that. Truth be told, it makes my stomach turn to read …When I leave . . .