Today’s post is way gross, people.
You have been warned.
Here on Pretty All True, you get what you get. It’s not all happy rainbows and flowers, people.
When Maj was between the ages of 3 and 5, she would occasionally have night terrors. For those of you unfamiliar with these joyful things, I …Night horror
Sitting here eating a bowl of Puffed Rice cereal and feeling sorry for myself. Haven’t had puffed rice since I was a kid, and I do not know what possessed me to buy it. The cereal is gummy and tasteless in my bowl, the puffs of rice becoming milk-swollen globs more quickly than I …Larvae Barf Day
Dinner at our house.
Mark has made salisbury steak, because 1) he is in a Michigan mood and craving midwestern gravy-covered delights, and 2) he figures the girls like hamburger, so they will like salisbury steak.
On the second point, he could not have been more wrong.
The girls have been happily playing with …Poo logs with gravy
Woke this morning knowing that something was terribly wrong. Actually, I knew something was wrong while I was still in that half-sleep, half-dream stage in which you come perilously close to wetting the bed because your still sleeping mind reassures you that you are sitting on the toilet when in fact you are soooo …Vomiting on the kids