In the car, headed out to dinner last night.
“AIAIAIAIAEEEEEEAIAIIAAEEEEEEE!”
Fuck!
I take a deep calming breath before I speak, “Oh my god, Kallan. You are seat-belted in the back of a Honda minivan. No way you are injured in such a way that screaming is required.”
“AIAIAIAIAEEEEEEAIAIIAAEEEEEEE!”
“Stop screaming!”
“IS SHE SCREAMING, MOTHER? …Bleeding ears
