Pretty All True

Pretty All True

… Kris Wehrmeister …

Pretty All True
  • Books
  • Blog
  • Free stuff!
    • Humor
    • Fiction
    • Memoir
    • Poetry
  • Appearances
  • Who is Kris?
  • Contact

Wicked hard

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR)

 

I stand with my morning cup of coffee and wait for the dogs to finish eating. “OK, dogs . . . listen.”

They do not listen.  There is nothing but the sound of desperate slobbery eating.  Neither dog is confident that the food that arrives every morning at this time will stay in its bowl and wait to be consumed.

Hurry!  Eat the food before she hits the invisibility switch and we starve to death!

They have no leftover attention to pay to me.

I wait for them to finish.

“You done?  OK, come here, because we need to talk.”

They come running over to me and sit expectantly, waiting for me to open the sliding glass door into the back yard.

“You need to pay attention, OK?”

The dogs stare at me.

“I’m not playing, dogs.  This is important.”

The dogs stare at me.

I slide open the door.

Both dogs run joyfully out into the back yard.

“Seriously, dogs?  Did I not say we needed to talk?  Get back here and listen to me!”

Both dogs ignore me completely.

“OK, fine!  You’re just going to have to figure this out for yourselves.”

I slide the glass door shut.

I sip my coffee and watch them.  They run and play and go potty and run and play some more.

Yay!  Back yard!  We love the back yard!  It is so awesome out here!  This is the best place in the world to be!  Back yard rocks!  Oh wait!  You know what would be even better than the back yard? The house!  We love the house!  YAY!  Let’s go in the house!

They come barreling back across the yard, leaping up onto the deck and tumbling over one another to be the first to get back into the …

THUD.
Thud.

I sip my coffee as the dogs shake their heads and look up at me confusedly through the glass …

Where did this force field come from?

I slide the door open a bit and step out onto the deck.  “OK, this is what I tried to tell you a few minutes ago when you were all full of disobedient sass.”

The dogs stare at me.

“So here’s the deal, dogs.  Mark and the girls are coming home tomorrow.”

The dogs wag their tails.

“I know, right?  I miss them too.  OK, but listen.  This thing where I leave the sliding glass door open all day and you guys just wander in and out of the house? That has to end today.  Mark HATES that … no way he is going to put up with that.”

Did she say the family is coming back?  I thought she killed them!  Where have they been?  We love the family!  Yay!

The dogs wag their tails.

“So are we clear?  This door here is no longer open all day.  You guys have to wait for someone to open it for you.”

The dogs agree that they completely understand.

“Alright, so let’s practice.”  I step back into the house and shut the door behind me.  I turn to stare at the dogs, who both run out into the back yard to play again.  I sip my coffee and watch them.

Oh my god!  It’s the back yard!  We love the back yard!  This is the best place in the whole world!  There is grass to roll in and berries to eat and toys to play with and the back yard is awesome!  Yay!  Let’s run and chase and play and bark and … Oooooh, you know what would be better than the back yard?  The house!  Yay!  We love the house!  Let’s go in the house!

THUD.
Thud.

I slide the door open and let them into the house.  “Seriously, dogs?  I just explained this.”

The dogs lie on the kitchen floor and think about things.

That force field is wicked hard … my head hurts … mine too!  What did we do to make her punish us like this?  Were you bad?  Why are you assuming it’s me who has been bad when you are the one who keeps farting everywhere she hates that.  Fine, so you are just perfect.  Something has made her hate us.  Think.  Think.  Think … Oooooh … you know what would be better than thinking?  Playing in the back yard!  Yay!

THUD.
Thud.

I walk over and stand over the two of them.  Both dogs have their skulls pressed hard against the glass as though they might somehow just push right through it.

We can see the back yard but we are so not in the back yard.  How did this happen?  WE CAN SEE THE BACK YARD!  Push harder … we have to get out there.  We love the back yard!

“Oh my god, dogs.  You are so stupid.  It’s a door … this door has been here since we moved to this house.  How have you completely forgotten how it works?”

Wag your tail and maybe she will lower the force field.

Wag, wag, wag.

“Dogs, watch … I know I have been leaving it open for you, but it’s a door.  Remember?”

I slide it back and forth as they watch me. “See?  Open and then shut and then open and then shut.  See?  Seriously, dogs … you have done this before.  Think back.”

The dogs eye me suspiciously.

She is going to kill us just like she killed the family.

I open the door wide and usher them out.  They walk past me with nervous posture and rolling eyes.

We love the back yard but not enough to die for it … keep an eye on her and walk carefully until we are all the way out in the … BACK YARD!  We love the back yard!  We will play and we will jump and we will chase!  Back yard is the best place ever!  Yay!  We will stay in the back yard forever because it is so awesome out here!  Yay!  Ooooh … you know what would be even better than the back yard?  The house!  We love the house!  Let’s race to see who is the first one to get back into the …

THUD.
Thud.

Sigh.

Brrrrriiiiinnnnng.

“Hello?”

“Hey, Kris!  Are you enjoying your last day alone?”

“I have been training the dogs.”

“What?”

THUD.
Thud.

Sigh.

free stuff humor
October 3, 2015

Post navigation

A new day and FIGHTBALL: Dying of Suck → ← God of stairs

Calendar

October 2015
MTWTFSS
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 
« Sep   Nov »

Recent Blog Posts

change, small and flat

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2018/01/change-small-and-flat/"></div>  We laid coins on the tracks until the adults, wearily pulled from their disregard by the seeming inevitability of our bad decisions, looked up from the campfire roused themselves […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2018/01/change-small-and-flat/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

not a magpie

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2018/01/not-a-magpie/"></div>  She gathers bits and pieces, none of them shiny, rubs her fingers against rough edges, eyes closed, trying to work out how to shape a thing from twigs and […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2018/01/not-a-magpie/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

lead

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/lead/"></div>  Behave as though everything you do matters even when nothing does yes else when the dog breaks free of its leash as you walk along the river you’ll stand […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/lead/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

strung

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/strung/"></div>  I fill the car’s tank with gas remembering the times you told me always be prepared to drive away Would you be disappointed how little leaving I have done […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/strung/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

coyotes

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/coyotes/"></div>  under bale moon through the night and neighborhood rolls the sound being unto itself sloshed up against fears soothings membranes and our claims of a broken world wild liquid […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/12/coyotes/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

fall past tense

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/fall-past-tense/"></div>  A stranger took an axe to the legs of an informational kiosk meant to offer welcome to wilderness felled the whole damn thing and then chopped it to bits […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/fall-past-tense/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

violetear

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/violetear/"></div>  no I’m not surprised in fact I’m exhausted by your constant need for incredulity’s validation speak to me not of men their disappointments and yours instead stand with me […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/violetear/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

I’ve taken

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/ive-taken/"></div>  I knew when I saw you I’d gotten it wrong but it was too late to hide the offering unwieldy in my arms pale green ribbon whispered undone tissue […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/ive-taken/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

she said

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/she-said/"></div>  she said … She was a woman who made conversation of the sort I disregard I let her words slip past me as I stared at her face and […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/she-said/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

and then some

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/and-then-some/"></div>  Her voice breaks. “Here’s what you don’t seem to understand: I will blame you always for this.” He shrugs. “That doesn’t even make sense. There is no blame here. […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/and-then-some/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

spin

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/spin/"></div>  every day she watches for royalty her moments ruled waiting for the tiny golden crown this is her plan to be so small in her focus so lessened in […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/spin/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

evidently

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/evidently/"></div>  she doesn’t remember anything that matters but birds folded from the ingot sky to earth enveloped held dark shimmer smothered to decompose the giddy shriek of collective winged refusal […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/evidently/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

how

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/how/"></div>  I held you all this time one-handed existence fingers entwined with yours I know this as I know my breath as I know the curled ache protective in my […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/how/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

raptor

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/raptor/"></div>  In my yard flung leavings the small crushed wrappings of awareness indigestible gentle I flatten reshape into something mitten-like into which I imagine sliding life only mine to offer […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/raptor/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

observance

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/observance/"></div>  Once a week thursdays early before the world has edges the woman colorless from sleep barefoot against the not-yet bold of fallen leaves unseen cracks the seal bends to […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/observance/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

agnate

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/agnate/"></div>  the ground on which you stand is firm it’s only memory shifts the world and memory is mine to fling loose unremembered fulcrum so do it again just like […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/agnate/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

All the little lines

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/all-the-little-lines/"></div>  She held her breath, pressed her palm to the window’s glass as the headstones raced away, and then spoke into exhalation as the scenery changed, “Don’t bury me.” Accustomed […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/11/all-the-little-lines/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

wake

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/08/wake/"></div>  it’s difficult to know anyone exists dressed in wanting but her small cold undoings these lies of yours make a river her fingers bare and loose trail in the […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/08/wake/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

wasps

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/08/wasps/"></div>  The wasps have set up housekeeping in the space of my neglect where echoes muddle meaning so rage twists on itself mere white noise now against my cheek thrum […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/08/wasps/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

and ten

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/and-ten/"></div>  Now that you’re gone stand still arms outstretched in the middle of absence as I sort the possessions untangle the lines words from drift hang the suns leaden lures […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/and-ten/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

littlest faith

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/littlest-faith/"></div>  after the scything the world vibrates ever with loss you lift to my shadow plead of me mistaken break my heart I offer not what you ask but otherwise […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/littlest-faith/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

blank before fear

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/blank-before-fear/"></div>  She dreamt (the worst beginning) everything turned on the story entrusted to her telling but her hands clenched vicious defense around meaning flesh bitten by unfolded details her mouth […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/06/blank-before-fear/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

be everyone

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/be-everyone/"></div>  a kindness this agreeing to be those who were mine forgiven forgiving on behalf of the missing and absent and gone be everyone to me smooth the sheets crackle […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/be-everyone/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

raze

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/raze/"></div>  The only hint something was wrong for those not paying attention was a ladder left aslant against a tree long after the fruit rotted from the branches and madness […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/raze/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

in gone

<div class="at-above-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/in-gone/"></div>  Did you think when I begged for assurance when I asked you over and over and over again to come looking for me if I disappeared that my departure […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons above via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons below via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><div class="at-below-post addthis_tool" data-url="https://www.prettyalltrue.com/2017/05/in-gone/"></div><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

  • Books
  • Blog
  • Free stuff!
    • Humor
    • Fiction
    • Memoir
    • Poetry
  • Appearances
  • Who is Kris?
  • Contact
Pretty All True Logo

Subscribe to Pretty All True!

Be part of The One Percent! Subscribe here to receive new posts via email.

© 2010-2021 Pretty All True – All Rights Reserved

Follow Me

Powered by WordPress | theme Dream Way