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Julie C. Gardner

 

First thing today — the reviewer Oib is Amber!  Oib.  It’s growing on me.  “Hysterically perfect,” she said.

AND … there are three new reviews to report, bringing the total number of review to 45.

Sarah, who said … [Fightball] is the first book in a long time that had me yearning for it when I had to set it down to do things like go to work or go to sleep.

Madison, who said … ALL THE CHUCKLES and heartwarmedness, ALL OF IT

And Julie, who said … Kris Wehrmeister makes parenting look easy under the craziest of circumstances. Okay. Not easy. What’s the word I’m looking for? DOOM-FULL.

Five-star reviews, all of them.

So awesome.

That last review from Julie — that would be Julie Gardner, an amazing woman and writer whose first novel Letters for Scarlett, will be published in April, 2016.  Julie generously agreed to read and review Fightball: Dying of Suck, and her review is terrific.  She loves Fightball.  LOVES.

Her words make me smile.

Julie’s is the last post/review I have scheduled for 2015 … go read and comment to win a copy of Fightball!

Go.

 

Fightball: Dying of Suck giveaway gratitude Julie C Gardner review
December 15, 2015

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in gone

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