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Enrobement

 

Want to read what all the cool kids are reading?  I know, right?  You so do.  Seriously, though … a local 8th-grade English class has been reading Fightball: Dying of Suck, and the student reviews are starting to come in.  People, 8th-graders kick ass.

More on that to come.  Promise.

That awesomeness aside, it’s been one of those weeks.  I won’t bore you with the details, except to share there was a feverish stretch in which I took the delusional time to work out the complications inherent in my genius plan to make a healing garment of microwave-warmed tortillas.  Like a onesie … but fashioned out of warm soft tortillas.

It still sounds pretty good, actually.

So we’ll call this a placeholder while I’m off pursuing tortilla-enrobement.

Me

 

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February 26, 2016

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12 thoughts on “Enrobement”

  1. Amy Mayo says:
    February 26, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    I would wear that robe.
    Then I would eat it.

    then i’d be cold and naked, but full.

    But probably, also, mostly happy. Because Food.

    Just make sure you come back.

    1. Kris says:
      February 26, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      Working out the specs for the electrical system that will keep the garment soft and pliable so one might remain burrito-wrapped until the illness passes.

      I’ll keep you posted.

  2. Renee says:
    February 26, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    Burrito wrapped sounds wonderfully comfy. The salsa may be problematic though.
    Feel better you.

    1. Kris says:
      February 29, 2016 at 5:30 pm

      Thank you.

      Trying.

  3. blu_canary says:
    February 27, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    Mmmmmmmmm. Burrito-warm comfyness. I think you might be on to something. Between the no electricity thing for one very long, cold day/night and the subsequent “Please, don’t tell me I caught the plague” I’d like to place my order now. I’d like mine to have a hood, if possible.

    And now. I’m craving quesadillas.

    1. Kris says:
      February 29, 2016 at 5:31 pm

      Obviously, hoods will be required. Obviously.

      No cheese for me, though.

      Ack.

  4. julie gardner says:
    February 29, 2016 at 8:45 am

    The only thing cooler than a warm tortilla robe is a smart 8th grader.
    This post makes me happy.

    (I mean. Smart kids and tortillas. Your work is done.)

    1. Kris says:
      February 29, 2016 at 5:33 pm

      Smart 8th graders are EVERYTHING.

      The thought that these are the people who will be running the world in the very near future … it gives me hope.

      It really does.

  5. a snowsprite says:
    February 29, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    That sounds pretty much awesome. Mmmmm.

    1. Kris says:
      March 1, 2016 at 10:58 am

      My electric blanket is just not the same.

      Sigh.

  6. Vicki says:
    March 6, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    I do hope that you’re feeling better.

    1. Kris says:
      March 6, 2016 at 4:24 pm

      I am feeling better, but I am not yet completely recovered.

      Stupid flu shot with its less than all-encompassing protection.

      cough cough cough cough cough

      Sigh.

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