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Wicked hard

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR)   I stand with my morning cup of coffee and wait for the dogs to finish eating. “OK, dogs . . . listen.” They do not […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

God of stairs

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR)   Jack the smaller badly behaved dog wakes me up at 4:00 AM the other day, because contrary to all available no-chance-is-it-anything-other-than-the-middle-of-the-night evidence, he thinks perhaps […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Genius gets bored

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR)   I own a sewing machine, a gift from my in-laws many years ago. Don’t go hating my in-laws, because it was my brilliant idea to […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Concavity

(FREE STUFF – POETRY)   She paused in her story handed me a spoon I stirred light and dark tapped silver curve to rim laid metaled caress alongside danced my […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

L’ouef

(FREE STUFF – POETRY)   The 9th summer of his childhood he decides instead of being blind or a black woman or a busty country singer or a pig or […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

syllabic blood

(FREE STUFF – POETRY)   What others name shade instead a glass half empty the spilled theft of light<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Whorled vision

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR)   Freezing wintry cold. I wait.  With the other children, but apart.  As always. At the bus-stop. I wait for the heavy doors to swing open, […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Silent time passes

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR)   I have a photo of myself. I know it’s me, but still I flip it over to read the four tiny perfect red-inked letters I […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Eating milkweed

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR)   I sit in the sand of my Michigan yard, bare legs stretched out in front of me.  I snap the juicy stalk of milkweed, a […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Collapse of quoins

(FREE STUFF – FICTION)   She dreamt. In the dream, she sat at a sparkling yellow Formica table in a matching yellow chair.  She ran her hands along the chrome […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

World within worlds

(FREE STUFF – FICTION)   She stares at the fish tank without speaking. Isn’t there always a fish tank? She doesn’t say anything, and so I wait.  Her eyes begin […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

Blank by intention

(FREE STUFF – FICTION)   He opened, as he always did, with words for which there was no adequate explanation or response. “I met a man who keeps his eyeballs […]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt -->

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